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:bulletred: 20. Jasen:

Idiot. Out of all the idiots, out of all the Brenton's/Craig's/whoever in SFC, no one can possibly be a stupider player than the guy who got a CP edit almost every episode. Jasen's idiocy combined with a CP5 edit made me seriously feel enraged, frustrated, and sorry for all the victim's of his ridiculous campaigns. Where to begin...Jasen starts off as your typical gamebot, except he's really condescending and smug, traits that become ungodly annoying as the season goes on). In the first two episodes his true colors start to show as he bitches about the three idiots/old ladies, yet keeps them TWICE over competent tribemates, all while acting like he's hot shit. Then, Russell is unmasked, and everyone is ready to boot the person who's openly sabotaging challenges and causing their losing streak...until Jasen pops up with "He's too strong we need him for challenges :(". I'm not even going to bother pointing out what's wrong with that. Yet, everyone just goes along with it :roll:. Then, Jasen decides Russell needs to be kept  again over Ker, and once she wins immunity he decides this is a great time to backstab his alliance o_o. After he gets rid of his majority on the tribe, he finally decides to get rid of Russell...only to telegraph the boot causing Russell to play his idol. After that, he decides once again to side with Russell, gets Krauss/Ker owned, and then...slaps Russell in the face for "screwing him over". That's really funny to me, since, you know, Russell would've been gone in episode 4 if Jasen didn't save him multiple times. top this all off with his smug personality, constantly calling everyone on his tribe idiots (this is a common theme throughout the season) Jasen is a fitting last place, for the most hypocritical dumbass ever in SFC.

:bulletred: 19. Quadaratic:

And we go from "dumbest supposed strategy player ever" to "most useless person to make it far ever". Quad is the most useless person ever to make merge, let alone top 5 of SFC. It's funny how in this season I can't stand the idiot characters when I'm usually kind of fond of them, but Quad was just such a nothing. He didn't make me laugh once, even when his same tired shtick was driven into the ground. Wrecker put it perfectly:

"WE GET IT. YOU'RE SCOTTISH."

Couple this with the fact that Quad openly rode one of the most insane/hilarious alliances in SFC history, all while contributing absolutely nothing. I think the best example of Quad is how he would never flip...for no reason whatsoever, he was just there. He wasn't funny, he didn't contribute to dynamics, he rarely showed up, like...you could take him out of the season and I don't think much would change, and when that's a F5 character cracking lame jokes every episode...no thanks.

:bulletred: 18. Skazzatrazz:

I think people have gone over him a lot, and tbh, way more than a character that did what he did deserves. so I'm not going to bother with a writeup, sorry.

:bulletred: 17. Ventious:

I's a good thing Ventious has long arms, so he can pat himself on the back. :). props if you know that quote btw.

But yeah, I've really gone back and forth on Ventious. When I first read sfc7, I thought he was an annoying self-righteous moralizer.  Then, after seeing how everyone loved Ventious after he was voted off, I changed my mind and decided he was all right. Now on reread, I discovered that he is an annoying self-righteous moralizer! Ventious basically has two goals: be a good person and stop drama. Riveting :roll:. He accomplished this, of course, in the most self-serving way possible. ALL THE PEOPLE THAT WORSHIP ME ARE GOOD PEOPLE. MANYA IS A BAD PERSON. The thing about Ventious hating his lovers in sfc7 only came like in the last two episodes btw, for most of the time he was calling ryuia hot and eating his praises up. When he wasn't doing that, he was talking about how good of a person he was. I think my two least favorite Ventious moments are 1. Betty's boot ep where he decides that at the F4, challenge performance should decide the boot order and 2. in his boot episode, where he smugly says that because Ker/Krauss are better people than Chrii they get the honor of an 8th/9th placement. Like, seriously? And unlike the rest of his alliance, all of his petty moral problems (aka do I want to be king of the tribe where everyone loves me or do I want to be nice to the people who go home and still get to be king) were played totally seriously like they were actually moral dilemmas, because Ventious is SUCH a good person. Probably the only person who improved in SFC10, lmao.

:bulletorange: 16. Chrii

before I start complaining props to chrii for getting rid of ventious. that's why she's in orange and not red.

now let's get to why I don't like Chrii, and it pretty much starts with her whole "snarky thing". I'm tired of snarky people on sfc because like with Chrii, snarking for her is just whining passive-aggressively. Chrii's whole M.O is to isolate yourself from the majority, mock them for the entire premerge, then spend the rest of your time acting like you're a victim and whine about how everyone treats you badly. Well...maybe if you tried to intergrate yourself instead of mocking people 24/7, you wouldn't be the underdog? I also hated how she called everyone stupid (including krauss/ker) when like...everyone in the majority/krauss and ker are way smarter than you, considering how you're the one in the minority and even chloe could beat you in a jury vote lol. Her snarky moments were never funny and her superiority is entirely unwarranted , and those caused some really annoying moments that we were supposed to root for. (I think one of my problems with sfc7 is how blatantly the good guys/bad guys were presented.) I think I might have enjoyed Chrii's attitude if A. it wasn't played with a UTR-CPP edit and B. if she did anything to deserve her attitude and she really didn't lol. 

:bulletorange: 15. Riddle:

Okay so Riddle was a first boot and he didn't really do anything offensive, but good god his gimmick was annoying. He speaks in riddles...yay? luckily he was the first boot.

:bulletyellow: 14. Lauren:

I barely remember her...she was just the CPP anthro early boot lol. Super forgettable.

:bulletyellow: 13. Bo:

A bit more memorable than Lauren I guess. I remember her trying to learn English, then going UTR and then getting double booted lol. One of Jasen's most ridic victims though :(.

:bulletpink: 12. Russell:

Mixed feelings! Okay, I'll keep this short. Russell was a complete parody this season, everything was mocked and I thought it was funny. He was just a charicuture that it made him fun to laugh at, and he's really funny for me. With that said...I don't think he should've been with season. It was way too personal of an attack on a comic that isn't supposed to be just "point and laugh at this person". It didn't fit with the tone of the season and was just a way to attack Russell...I hate Russell hantz too, but don't bring him into sfc lol. Also I thought it got tiresome after a while, Jasen keeping him in grr. So yeah, mixed feelings.

:bulletyellow: 11. Krauss:

back to neutral...except it's for a fairly major character awks. There's always a character that everyone hates or loves but you're neutral on, and that's kind of Krauss for me. He...went from a generic douchebag "this tribe is mine!!" to a generic cpp strategy bot yay? Ellise you are not. I liked Krauss when he actually showed emotion, but those moments were few and far between. Most of time he just felt like he was just a plot tool, and for that he gets neutral. One thing I DID like though was how he wasn't the best strategist despite being a stratbot, it was nice to have a strategy hero who wasn't perfect at it lol.

:bulletyellow: :bulletgreen: 10. Chloe:

two bullets here, lol...very mild like for Chloe. On one hand, I want to like her, because she's an UTRN bitch with a fun rivalry and a lot of good quotes. Welcome to Ponderosa-SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH will always be golden, and she has some other good moments. otoh though...Chloe, as swsu said, is a supporting character of a supporting character, which leaves chloe with like...very little to do lol. Even when she gets screentime it's just...talking about ventious/ryuia. Even as a MORN follower bitch, Dinah and Wrecker did that better lol. I wish she had done something independent :(. I still think she's fun though.

:bulletgreen: :bulletyellow: 9. Betty:

Another two bullet one! Betty was a good character. She was sassy in a fun way yet positive and fun. Her leading a charge against Skazz<3. But she was Jasen's follower who did what he said, and like...get better allies girl. I can't entirely like a Jasen follower, and she's here because of that.

:bulletgreen: 8. Driz:

rip :(. Drizangel is a legit good character though. She had a full story that wound up neatly in 4 episodes, and I respect that, as well as just being such a woobie ;__;. <3.

:bulletgreen: 7. Derek:

SFC has a decent amount of fail villains...some of them better than others. Derek is mostly forgotten, but I think he was a really good fail villain for his 5 episodes on the show. He caused a lot of conflict and tried to blame it on others...only for everyone to realize it was him instantly :lol:. He was such a fail, and I thought his role in the plot was an important one. Just a fun early boot.

:bulletgreen: 6. Mayna:

Unlike Chrii, Manya never claimed to be a good player, she just hated everyone and wanted to fuck with them<3. Without her, what would corsnea be? She was great as both sassy black chick bitch and pointing out how stupid and insane everyone was, which was something really needed on a tribe like corsnea where most of them were insane assholes (<3). She brought a lot to the season.

:bulletgreen: 5. Ker:

GASP. One of my biggest surprises this reread is that...I'm a Ker fan AND a Wrecker fan lol, I think they're both really good characters. Ker is just so much fun lol. she's so ^_^ ~ about everything, and combined with the fact that she's so weird makes her great to read. Pickles<3. her stories<3 etc. Even things I thought were annoying I found really fun on reread. She also was also like...one of the only major characters of the season (especially the P ones) who wasn't super self-righteous. While Chrii and Krauss were strategizing and fuming over their poor treatment, Ker was just like "want to watch the stars with me?" ^_^ ~. Ker also had the ability to be epic when she wanted to. Her speeches against Wrecker and getting out Russell<3.

About her win: I don't care about gameplay much so idc about that, but I do agree that her winning all the challenges and winning a fan vote was way too predictable and cliché, and that's what's keeping her from the blue for me :x. The fan vote was an obvious win for her too, so like...why even have it? She made up for it by being "oh yes, I won ^_^" though<3.

:bulletblue: 4. Wrecker:

If Ker was an amazing sweetheart, Wrecker was the perfect MORN douchebag lol. I don't think a sfc character has ever been so effortlessly UTRN jackass as Wrecker, but he put characters with 10 times his screen time to shame. Every thing that came out of his mouth was a snide judgment of someone else or talking about how much better he was, and I loved it; it was the type of character I've been waiting for. He was also a righteous bringer of hatred against all the people I didn't care for, which made him better. For instance:

Hating Quadaratic before it was cool and bitching about him nonstop.
His face to ventious when he suggested that challenge performance should decide boot order at F4
Kicking Chrii out of the shelter multiple times and laughing in her face<3.

And then came the IDOL BURN, which was insanely epic (even if it did set a precedent of cheating that people like enter benefited from). But regardless of Enter, it was epic and awesome, and his smugness combined with his OTTN panic in the finale solidified the act and his character for me.

:bulletblue: 3. Phil:

CP gamebot god<3.

Phil was an example of how to do a strategy bot RIGHT: give him a personality, a crazy alliance to bounce off of, and a downfall. Phil started as a generic strategist, who discovered to her horror that his alliance was made out of psychopaths<333333. His constant exasperation against the alliance he was leading never failed to amuse me. Btw, his and Dinah's relationship is one of the most underrated ever; it was dynamic and very complex. But anyway, his story really picked up when Ventious goes and he controls the reins of the Corsnea alliance. His presence as the ONE stabilizing force they had was very needed, and what was great how he turned more and more negative the farther it went, until his epic downfall in the finale, which ofc was amazing.

btw...I usually don't care about gameplay, but Phil deserves props for being the best SFC player ever, or at the very least in the top 5. In short, Phil not only filled an important role, he made gameplay and gamebotting interesting and fun, and for that I love him.

:bulletblue: 2. Ryuia:

Corsnea: one of the best alliances ever.

We all know why to love Ryuia. She does ridiculous shit all day. She's a crazy stalker. She's self-righteous in a way where you can't take her seriously. She has the best rivalries of the season.

I think Ryuia is especially interesting to me because on paper, she seems like such an obvious OTTP sweetheart. Loves the CPP hero? Check. Hates villains? Check. But obviously (until SFC10 which decided to ruin his and just make her OTTP :roll:) Ryuia was NOT your normal sweetheart. She was a very negative character, and it was like if you took an OTTP sweetheart "crazy girl" and made them negative, and the result is...Ryuia.  think her negativity combined with all this finally took to head in her boot ep, where she has a complete breakdown over everything, and leaves just totally worn out and exhausted. Ryuia is honestly one of the most complex SFC characters I've seen in a while and I love that.

:bulletblue: 1. Dinah:

Dinah might seen like a strange number one, especially over Ryuia, but to me, Dinah represents what I loved about this season: people's true asshole coming out disguised very well. Dinah is the most subtle bitch you'll ever meet. but she's a bitch none the same and it caused for some of the season's best moments. Her journey throughout her 37 days was basically her becoming more and more bitchy, all the while hiding it behind the "mom" image she wanted to send out. Behind that though, was the true Dinah: the Dinah who salivated over the idea of voting people out, the Dinah who could justify anything, the Dinah who would act the crazy girl like Chloe/Ryuia only to stone-coldly eliminate them a few days later, and the women who was pissed over being backstabbed despite wanting to do it multiple times. Dinah was a stone-cold HBIC hiding under a façade, and the more it came out, the more I knew she was my favorite of the season.

I'm interested in your opinions guys :)
SFC7 EDGIC by Slicer37
SFC7 EDGIC
Here's my sfc7 edgic. Ranking will be up soon.

Also...this the least M, most MORN season ever lol. So much purple o_o.

I never got the Wrecker/Ker mirrored edit thing lol, they seemed a lot different to me :o
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best season ever.

:bulletred: 18. Spade:

This might seem random, but good god, Spade is terrible. In a nutshell, Spade is a smug bore who constantly builds himself up only to disappoint every single time. He did nothing in the premerge other than follow Baxter around and criticize the people I liked "Isaac is an idiot :/" ''Alex is fat :/". His story started in the post-merge, where every single round he would have the opportunity to flip and change up the game, only to back out every single time. N and Montana offered him the flip twice in separate boots, and he would just chicken out. I think the best example is when Hope tried to set up a sub-alliance in the Roku 5...and Spade right away goes to Baxter and tattletales. Then, he finally flips at the F6 to get Beth out...and then tries to flip back with his tail between his legs :roll:. Then Baxter finally offs him and he frigging punches Baxter, despite EVERYTHING around his boot being his fault. And all this time, he would build himself up as this great player. What a pussy.

:bulletorange: 17. Miichelle:

I mean, she was obviously just there for filler, but I didn't enjoy her gimmick of not talking, it was just like eh.

:bulletorange: 16. Delta:

Another early boot just there so Baxter could backstab him. The reason he's in orange because in all like 4 confessionals he had, he would talk about how N was sure to go over him-PWNT.

:bulletorange: 15. Popper:

HE DID NOTHING, HE CAN'T TALK. I don't even dislike him, but him coming back to allstars as a UTR2 4th boot made no sense to me and neither did him having a fanbase.

:bulletorange: 14. Marty:

Someone who I expected/wanted to like a lot more than I did, Marty just kind of annoyed me. To me, he was just a CPN bot with the generic "sneaky furry" thing...I'm happy he for causing drama, but it just felt kind of forced, especially with the whole fake twist thing. My problem with that is that, well...it was basically Marty's entire character. He would just like, lie around and talk about how no one could get rid of him heh heh heh, and it's just like ugh because he's not really an active villain, he's just lying around being totally safe and chortling about it. When he did get active on Lockera he was okay, but his personality was just too smug and unlikable for me. Him losing because of beer lol<3.

:bulletorange: 13. Violet:

I expected to loathe Violet like I do in allstars, but honestly...there's not a lot there to have an opinion until endgame lol. Violet is like the least important person in the F10 in terms of interactions and plot (aside from Alex I guess). He's just off to the side, being anti-social and winning challenges. Not going to lie though, he's in orange because he got pretty awful in the endgame, with constantly complaining about everyone else, being another guy who was hella entitled even though his boot was his fault, etc. oh well never cared about him anyway :).

:bulletyellow: 12. Yoshia:

She was pretty OTTN, and while I would like that normally, her OTTN consisted of yelling at people for not working hard enough, only to get pwnt episode 2. eh, pass.

:bulletyellow: 11. Cassie:

okay, so yeah, she was a forgettable mercy first boot. Cassie''s this high for 2 reasons: 1. I always do feel bad for sick boots because it's sad for someone to have no chance like that and 2. Her being sick caused Montana to stay in the game<3333.

:bulletyellow: 10. Bessi Bell:

She's fine. I remember her kinda being the CPP leader of the girls tribe. I did like how she wasn't passive, she would at least try to stay in the game after she got swapped. I feel like people have this thing now where they hate every CPP leader without looking at them, because Bessi Bell is pretty unobjectionable.

:bulletyellow: 9. Minnie:

Pretty minor character, but I did end up liking her somewhat, she was pretty cute. She was beth's sidekick throughout the premerge, and she had a fair amount of utrfun moments. karate<3 making fun of iris<3 etc. she is kind of pointless when you get down to it though :(.

:bulletgreen: 8. Iris

the last premerger on the list, and the only one that makes the green section :o. Iris definitely had the most fleshed out story of the premerge cast, and most premegers in general :o. Her going from more negative but still bff's with Hope to Hope's victim was a great story, and Iris's rough but also clingy personality made it work well. Good character.

:bulletgreen: 7. Hope:

Let me explain something: I think the Hope transformation was kind of absurd, because it just came out of nowhere lol, there was no build up just "nice sweetheart" to "muahaha backstab". So I don't really care for that aspect of Hope, so that’s not why she’s high. She’s high because I really like both nice and evil Hope aside from the switch<3. Nice Hope brought some good dynamics to the tribes and was a cute sidekick. Evil Hopewas just such a tryhard bitch I thought she was hilarious. Between dumping Iris and coming up with absurd plans to get rid of Baxter, she was great and would be higher if there was more buildup.

:bulletgreen: 6. Alex:

Alex is someone who no one used to care about, but is getting more positive feedback lately, and I’m glad because he’s really a character who deserves more attention. Alex is also interesting because he’s one of the only sfc characters (the other is sfc7 phil) that I appreciate his gameplay a lot. Alex was such a utr mastermind though<3. he would randomly pop in as Baxter’s sidekick once every 5 episodes, get someone booted, and retreat. he got to the F3 without doing anything and not being a goat<3. I also do like Alex’s personality, he had his funny moments especially with the stutter. Alex is too UTR for me to put in the top 5, but I really do appreciate him.

:bulletgreen: 5. Beth:

No beth is not boring lol...well, let me rephrase that. She IS pretty boring...premerge, where she’s mostly the leader of Lockera and that’s all. But that all changes starting in the merge episode, where she decides after seeing her tribe crash and burn, she is OVER Marty’s bullshit and goes on a screaming rant against him until Violet has to drag her away. I fell in love. Then, she flips on the underdog alliance to join Baxter’s alliance and get rid of Marty, pwnt! After that, she tries sucking up and flirting with Baxter and turns into this hilarious bitch who hangs around with Baxter all day while everyone complains about her and despises her. I’m pretty sure like half of the flip teases throughout the season happened just because everyone got sick of Beth, and then she finally gets flipped on because no one wants her to get to the finals<3. Anyway, post merge beth is great and I feel like everyone who complains about how boring Beth is only read like the first 5 episodes :(.

:bulletblue: 4. Issac:

There’s a simple reason Issac is this high: he’s hilariously stupid and caused a lot of drama. Instead of giving an analysis, I will simply list the top 5 Issac moments of SFC3:

5-Screaming at N for correcting Spade and having a complete rage attack<3.

4-Getting voted out by his alliance the second they had an alliance just because they hated him so much.

3-Related to #4, all of his alliance’s barely-concealed hatred of him that came up all the time<3.

2-His obsession with getting Minnie out and idoling her over Violet<3

1-All of the Montana fights, duh.

god<3.

:bulletblue: 3. N:

I think we all know why to love SFC N, it’s not super complicated. He kind of reminds me of SFC3 Jim, in that he’s totally adorable all the time<3, and he changes from quiet adorable awkward to strategist adorable awkward...I wish more people would have character development while also keeping what was fun about them. honestly, he’s just a great character, not much to say.

:bulletpurple: 2. Baxter:

First of all this is SFC3 Baxter ONLY. SFC10 Baxter was terrible and embarrassing.

But back to SFC3 Baxter...how could I not put him high? The season literally was all about him, his rise to power and his fall. It was the first time SFC would really have a storyline like that, and Baxter did it so well. He starts off as this kid who wants to be a strategist and a leader, and he starts backstabbing more and more, becoming more and more ruthless, to emerge as the ruler of the majority with a sure shot to win the game...only to have become so obsessed with backstabbing that he destroys his alliance, and allows a member of the minority to win the game. Not only that, but Baxter was just a fun character to watch. He wasn’t just a gamebot, there was complexity and a human/emotional aspect to him that made him so great (something that SFC10 missed and just made him pure evil :roll:) amazing character and amazing story.

:bulletpurple: 1. Montana:


As great as Baxter’s story was, it wouldn’t have worked without someone like Montana there to win from it. Everyone loves Montana, right? I don’t feel the need to explain this one, just that she’s perfect.


comment please if you want to comment on anyone’s writeup/placement I like comments :)


SFC3 edgic by Slicer37
SFC3 edgic
starting to rereading sfc3, I was afraid it wouldn't hold up to what I thought of it as the best season ever...and it met my expectations and higher. Best season ever without a doubt.
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:bulletyellow: 20. Slash:

I mean what is there to say really lol. he's the biggest filler in the history of filler, his only purpose was to be a furry who was so expandable even mary/denise could outsmart him lol. at least he left early.

:bulletyellow: 19. Loris:

sfc2 had a really good endgame cast and a mostly very boring premerge cast. Loris was there to be a first boot who we would all feel bad for, but i just wanted her to leave already lmao.

:bulletyellow: 18. Misoshi:

next.

:bulletyellow: 17. Gus:

First semi-major character out, I guess? Gus is a classic example of a character just fading out of the story. He starts off with this huge boring CPP edit about how's he's the old guy underdog who proves himself, and then after the swap...nothing. UTR all the way lol, he's easily the most pointless character. And then he shows up during his boot ep to be a dick. Meh.

:bulletyellow: 16. Spikey:

He was a nice guy, but so boring. Meh.

:bulletyellow: 15. PJ

He was such a douche it's almost comical, especially in his last episode. "GET ME A COCONUT, DUDE." But he was ellisenvious and would constantly complain about her and that is NOT accepted here.

:bulletyellow: 14. Al

Gamebot much? SFC2 Al wasn't terrible and had a few funny interactions, but was just such a boring CP4 gamebot, who like a lot of gamebots, had little to do with the seasons strategy despite blabbering on and on about it.

:bulletyellow: 13. Drake

Yes, he was robbed and silas'd, but at the same time...I'm glad it happened lol. His gameplay was just way too smooth and he was in too much of a perfect posistion, he needed to be taken out early and luckily he was. Would've gotten really annoying had he stayed longer, but as it stands he was just an okay CPN early boot without a  lot of personality.

:bulletyellow: 12. Polly:

One thing that surprised me throughout the season is how visible Polly is, she's a constant CP3 presence pretty much. That said, she wasn't really HBIC or interesting about it like some other people were, so eh. Her downfall was fun, I suppose.

:bulletyellow: 11. Denise:

Shock boot? One of my only disappointments rereading the season was Denise, because, while she does make me chuckle sometimes, she's...not anything special, and not funny enough to be in green over characters who DID stuff. People wanting her to come back for allstars lol.

:bulletyellow: 10. Bitsy:

I'm surpried with myself that I put Bitsy pretty high, but I think that she DOES play her role as the OTTP girl pretty well. The crying did get annoying, but her job was to be Mary's victim with some bite and she does that well enough. Her allstar version is awful but this Bitsy is fine.

:bulletgreen: 9. Max:

Yay we finally got to the likes! Max was a great UTRN character, and basically a better version of Tofuchao imo. He was really utr preswap but REALLY gets him this high is just how coldy he iced Al. backstabbing douche<3. Then he's kind of this hilarious MORN sidekick to the brawn majority, then tries flipping AGAIN and is booted lol. Good story.

:bulletgreen: 8. Ryan:

Ryan actually did make me laugh a lot throughout the season, because he was such a vapid tool, but not in an ottn way, just in a "meh way". Hating strategy<3. Him having three showmances over one season<3. All his dumb moments<3. He wasn't super exciting,  but I appreciate what he brought. 

:bulletgreen: 7. Vinnie:

Okay, let's get one thing straight, I don't like Vinnie because of his so called *great gameplay*. His gameplay SUCKED. He backtabbed people for no reason, pissed everyone off, and was just in general overstrategizing. I like him because he makes for a really, really good villain. He had all the negative attributes, and they were all played up until we got...Vinnie<3. Also his relationship with Ellise was legendary and helped Ellise become what she was. Vinnie's overrated which is why he's not higher, but he's great in terms of negativity. 

:bulletblue: 6. Mary:

Wow, we're already at the blue, I liked this cast a lot more than I first estimated on my edgic. Anyway, Mary is obviously great because of how insane she is. She is THE original OTTN bitch and very few of the others (including Iyzabel) can compare. Everything she did was bitchy full of rage, and she left at just the right time. Gold.

:bulletblue: 5.  Jasmine:

I was shocked by how much I liked Jasmine on reread, but top 5 she is. SFC2, a season with a negative endgame, really needed someone MORP like Jasmine. Crying over Gus's leg<3. Standing up to Mary while being conflicted about it<3. She was really sweet and just...pleasant but not in a boring way, since she DID have her sassy/strategic moments lol, even if she wasn't the best strategy player. Just very endearing and one of my favorites of the season. 

:bulletblue: 4. Sue:

Okay, let's cut to the chase here: her quit is iconic. One of the top 10 ever sfc moments and I don't think I need to go over it's epicness. Sue would be in green just for that, but she's also a very good character asides. The one thing I found better than Mary's bitchiness on the brawns is sue's MORN sidekick bitch thing. She would just obnoxiously repeat whatever Mary said, instantly believe what Drake told her, started a showmance with resident playa Ryan, and just general be a bitch. Then she got swapped, and slowly broke down until her glorious quit<33333.

:bulletblue: 3. Chris:

I'm probably going to need to explain this, since I assume I'm the only person in the world to actually love Chris. Most people if they remember him, dislike him I guess? But when I read Chris, I saw one of the most complex CP journeys i've seen, especially in an early season. Before his journey though, let it be known that Chris is just a really good narrator with a lot of good dynamics, and also a pretty poor player which makes it better. Constantly flipping premerge only to be the evil leader postmerge<3. His story...the transformation from CP to CPN I think was done pretty well, and he played both roles (CP underdog and CPN top dog) well. But, let's get to the real meat here: Kris/Chris<3. Now, obviously Kris is better, but I think Chris really did add a lot to her story, with the constant bickering arguing and so forth, only to have to go with each other all the time<3. Great character.

:bulletblue: 2. Kris:

I think this is pretty obvious at this point, especially as she was one of the only redeeming parts of SFC10. But in SFC2, Kris proved you could make CP toneless gameplay interesting and fun. She was a free agent the entire time, constantly cutting people loose while still remaining likable and just a *fun* character. I said a lot about Kris/Chris in Chris's writeup, but as much as I like Chris, she is still the better part of it, with her constantly cock-blocking him whenever he wanted to do anything<33. Another thing I enjoyed a ton about Kris is her deadpan reactions to the idiots she was around all the time.

PJ: GET ME A COCONUT DUDE. I'M IN CHARGE.
Kris: *facepalm*

Vinnie: INCEST TWINS HUR HUR HUR.
Chris: RAGGGH SHUT UP
Kris: :roll:

I hated how the jury made fun of her for no season, I didn't get it. But anyway, Kris is just amazing.

:bulletpurple: 1. Ellise:

Best SFCer ever. Goddess most high. I cannot explain her in a writeup, just experience Ellise for yourself. She is my #1 sfcer ever and will always be.

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:bulletred: 20. Jasen:

Idiot. Out of all the idiots, out of all the Brenton's/Craig's/whoever in SFC, no one can possibly be a stupider player than the guy who got a CP edit almost every episode. Jasen's idiocy combined with a CP5 edit made me seriously feel enraged, frustrated, and sorry for all the victim's of his ridiculous campaigns. Where to begin...Jasen starts off as your typical gamebot, except he's really condescending and smug, traits that become ungodly annoying as the season goes on). In the first two episodes his true colors start to show as he bitches about the three idiots/old ladies, yet keeps them TWICE over competent tribemates, all while acting like he's hot shit. Then, Russell is unmasked, and everyone is ready to boot the person who's openly sabotaging challenges and causing their losing streak...until Jasen pops up with "He's too strong we need him for challenges :(". I'm not even going to bother pointing out what's wrong with that. Yet, everyone just goes along with it :roll:. Then, Jasen decides Russell needs to be kept  again over Ker, and once she wins immunity he decides this is a great time to backstab his alliance o_o. After he gets rid of his majority on the tribe, he finally decides to get rid of Russell...only to telegraph the boot causing Russell to play his idol. After that, he decides once again to side with Russell, gets Krauss/Ker owned, and then...slaps Russell in the face for "screwing him over". That's really funny to me, since, you know, Russell would've been gone in episode 4 if Jasen didn't save him multiple times. top this all off with his smug personality, constantly calling everyone on his tribe idiots (this is a common theme throughout the season) Jasen is a fitting last place, for the most hypocritical dumbass ever in SFC.

:bulletred: 19. Quadaratic:

And we go from "dumbest supposed strategy player ever" to "most useless person to make it far ever". Quad is the most useless person ever to make merge, let alone top 5 of SFC. It's funny how in this season I can't stand the idiot characters when I'm usually kind of fond of them, but Quad was just such a nothing. He didn't make me laugh once, even when his same tired shtick was driven into the ground. Wrecker put it perfectly:

"WE GET IT. YOU'RE SCOTTISH."

Couple this with the fact that Quad openly rode one of the most insane/hilarious alliances in SFC history, all while contributing absolutely nothing. I think the best example of Quad is how he would never flip...for no reason whatsoever, he was just there. He wasn't funny, he didn't contribute to dynamics, he rarely showed up, like...you could take him out of the season and I don't think much would change, and when that's a F5 character cracking lame jokes every episode...no thanks.

:bulletred: 18. Skazzatrazz:

I think people have gone over him a lot, and tbh, way more than a character that did what he did deserves. so I'm not going to bother with a writeup, sorry.

:bulletred: 17. Ventious:

I's a good thing Ventious has long arms, so he can pat himself on the back. :). props if you know that quote btw.

But yeah, I've really gone back and forth on Ventious. When I first read sfc7, I thought he was an annoying self-righteous moralizer.  Then, after seeing how everyone loved Ventious after he was voted off, I changed my mind and decided he was all right. Now on reread, I discovered that he is an annoying self-righteous moralizer! Ventious basically has two goals: be a good person and stop drama. Riveting :roll:. He accomplished this, of course, in the most self-serving way possible. ALL THE PEOPLE THAT WORSHIP ME ARE GOOD PEOPLE. MANYA IS A BAD PERSON. The thing about Ventious hating his lovers in sfc7 only came like in the last two episodes btw, for most of the time he was calling ryuia hot and eating his praises up. When he wasn't doing that, he was talking about how good of a person he was. I think my two least favorite Ventious moments are 1. Betty's boot ep where he decides that at the F4, challenge performance should decide the boot order and 2. in his boot episode, where he smugly says that because Ker/Krauss are better people than Chrii they get the honor of an 8th/9th placement. Like, seriously? And unlike the rest of his alliance, all of his petty moral problems (aka do I want to be king of the tribe where everyone loves me or do I want to be nice to the people who go home and still get to be king) were played totally seriously like they were actually moral dilemmas, because Ventious is SUCH a good person. Probably the only person who improved in SFC10, lmao.

:bulletorange: 16. Chrii

before I start complaining props to chrii for getting rid of ventious. that's why she's in orange and not red.

now let's get to why I don't like Chrii, and it pretty much starts with her whole "snarky thing". I'm tired of snarky people on sfc because like with Chrii, snarking for her is just whining passive-aggressively. Chrii's whole M.O is to isolate yourself from the majority, mock them for the entire premerge, then spend the rest of your time acting like you're a victim and whine about how everyone treats you badly. Well...maybe if you tried to intergrate yourself instead of mocking people 24/7, you wouldn't be the underdog? I also hated how she called everyone stupid (including krauss/ker) when like...everyone in the majority/krauss and ker are way smarter than you, considering how you're the one in the minority and even chloe could beat you in a jury vote lol. Her snarky moments were never funny and her superiority is entirely unwarranted , and those caused some really annoying moments that we were supposed to root for. (I think one of my problems with sfc7 is how blatantly the good guys/bad guys were presented.) I think I might have enjoyed Chrii's attitude if A. it wasn't played with a UTR-CPP edit and B. if she did anything to deserve her attitude and she really didn't lol. 

:bulletorange: 15. Riddle:

Okay so Riddle was a first boot and he didn't really do anything offensive, but good god his gimmick was annoying. He speaks in riddles...yay? luckily he was the first boot.

:bulletyellow: 14. Lauren:

I barely remember her...she was just the CPP anthro early boot lol. Super forgettable.

:bulletyellow: 13. Bo:

A bit more memorable than Lauren I guess. I remember her trying to learn English, then going UTR and then getting double booted lol. One of Jasen's most ridic victims though :(.

:bulletpink: 12. Russell:

Mixed feelings! Okay, I'll keep this short. Russell was a complete parody this season, everything was mocked and I thought it was funny. He was just a charicuture that it made him fun to laugh at, and he's really funny for me. With that said...I don't think he should've been with season. It was way too personal of an attack on a comic that isn't supposed to be just "point and laugh at this person". It didn't fit with the tone of the season and was just a way to attack Russell...I hate Russell hantz too, but don't bring him into sfc lol. Also I thought it got tiresome after a while, Jasen keeping him in grr. So yeah, mixed feelings.

:bulletyellow: 11. Krauss:

back to neutral...except it's for a fairly major character awks. There's always a character that everyone hates or loves but you're neutral on, and that's kind of Krauss for me. He...went from a generic douchebag "this tribe is mine!!" to a generic cpp strategy bot yay? Ellise you are not. I liked Krauss when he actually showed emotion, but those moments were few and far between. Most of time he just felt like he was just a plot tool, and for that he gets neutral. One thing I DID like though was how he wasn't the best strategist despite being a stratbot, it was nice to have a strategy hero who wasn't perfect at it lol.

:bulletyellow: :bulletgreen: 10. Chloe:

two bullets here, lol...very mild like for Chloe. On one hand, I want to like her, because she's an UTRN bitch with a fun rivalry and a lot of good quotes. Welcome to Ponderosa-SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH will always be golden, and she has some other good moments. otoh though...Chloe, as swsu said, is a supporting character of a supporting character, which leaves chloe with like...very little to do lol. Even when she gets screentime it's just...talking about ventious/ryuia. Even as a MORN follower bitch, Dinah and Wrecker did that better lol. I wish she had done something independent :(. I still think she's fun though.

:bulletgreen: :bulletyellow: 9. Betty:

Another two bullet one! Betty was a good character. She was sassy in a fun way yet positive and fun. Her leading a charge against Skazz<3. But she was Jasen's follower who did what he said, and like...get better allies girl. I can't entirely like a Jasen follower, and she's here because of that.

:bulletgreen: 8. Driz:

rip :(. Drizangel is a legit good character though. She had a full story that wound up neatly in 4 episodes, and I respect that, as well as just being such a woobie ;__;. <3.

:bulletgreen: 7. Derek:

SFC has a decent amount of fail villains...some of them better than others. Derek is mostly forgotten, but I think he was a really good fail villain for his 5 episodes on the show. He caused a lot of conflict and tried to blame it on others...only for everyone to realize it was him instantly :lol:. He was such a fail, and I thought his role in the plot was an important one. Just a fun early boot.

:bulletgreen: 6. Mayna:

Unlike Chrii, Manya never claimed to be a good player, she just hated everyone and wanted to fuck with them<3. Without her, what would corsnea be? She was great as both sassy black chick bitch and pointing out how stupid and insane everyone was, which was something really needed on a tribe like corsnea where most of them were insane assholes (<3). She brought a lot to the season.

:bulletgreen: 5. Ker:

GASP. One of my biggest surprises this reread is that...I'm a Ker fan AND a Wrecker fan lol, I think they're both really good characters. Ker is just so much fun lol. she's so ^_^ ~ about everything, and combined with the fact that she's so weird makes her great to read. Pickles<3. her stories<3 etc. Even things I thought were annoying I found really fun on reread. She also was also like...one of the only major characters of the season (especially the P ones) who wasn't super self-righteous. While Chrii and Krauss were strategizing and fuming over their poor treatment, Ker was just like "want to watch the stars with me?" ^_^ ~. Ker also had the ability to be epic when she wanted to. Her speeches against Wrecker and getting out Russell<3.

About her win: I don't care about gameplay much so idc about that, but I do agree that her winning all the challenges and winning a fan vote was way too predictable and cliché, and that's what's keeping her from the blue for me :x. The fan vote was an obvious win for her too, so like...why even have it? She made up for it by being "oh yes, I won ^_^" though<3.

:bulletblue: 4. Wrecker:

If Ker was an amazing sweetheart, Wrecker was the perfect MORN douchebag lol. I don't think a sfc character has ever been so effortlessly UTRN jackass as Wrecker, but he put characters with 10 times his screen time to shame. Every thing that came out of his mouth was a snide judgment of someone else or talking about how much better he was, and I loved it; it was the type of character I've been waiting for. He was also a righteous bringer of hatred against all the people I didn't care for, which made him better. For instance:

Hating Quadaratic before it was cool and bitching about him nonstop.
His face to ventious when he suggested that challenge performance should decide boot order at F4
Kicking Chrii out of the shelter multiple times and laughing in her face<3.

And then came the IDOL BURN, which was insanely epic (even if it did set a precedent of cheating that people like enter benefited from). But regardless of Enter, it was epic and awesome, and his smugness combined with his OTTN panic in the finale solidified the act and his character for me.

:bulletblue: 3. Phil:

CP gamebot god<3.

Phil was an example of how to do a strategy bot RIGHT: give him a personality, a crazy alliance to bounce off of, and a downfall. Phil started as a generic strategist, who discovered to her horror that his alliance was made out of psychopaths<333333. His constant exasperation against the alliance he was leading never failed to amuse me. Btw, his and Dinah's relationship is one of the most underrated ever; it was dynamic and very complex. But anyway, his story really picked up when Ventious goes and he controls the reins of the Corsnea alliance. His presence as the ONE stabilizing force they had was very needed, and what was great how he turned more and more negative the farther it went, until his epic downfall in the finale, which ofc was amazing.

btw...I usually don't care about gameplay, but Phil deserves props for being the best SFC player ever, or at the very least in the top 5. In short, Phil not only filled an important role, he made gameplay and gamebotting interesting and fun, and for that I love him.

:bulletblue: 2. Ryuia:

Corsnea: one of the best alliances ever.

We all know why to love Ryuia. She does ridiculous shit all day. She's a crazy stalker. She's self-righteous in a way where you can't take her seriously. She has the best rivalries of the season.

I think Ryuia is especially interesting to me because on paper, she seems like such an obvious OTTP sweetheart. Loves the CPP hero? Check. Hates villains? Check. But obviously (until SFC10 which decided to ruin his and just make her OTTP :roll:) Ryuia was NOT your normal sweetheart. She was a very negative character, and it was like if you took an OTTP sweetheart "crazy girl" and made them negative, and the result is...Ryuia.  think her negativity combined with all this finally took to head in her boot ep, where she has a complete breakdown over everything, and leaves just totally worn out and exhausted. Ryuia is honestly one of the most complex SFC characters I've seen in a while and I love that.

:bulletblue: 1. Dinah:

Dinah might seen like a strange number one, especially over Ryuia, but to me, Dinah represents what I loved about this season: people's true asshole coming out disguised very well. Dinah is the most subtle bitch you'll ever meet. but she's a bitch none the same and it caused for some of the season's best moments. Her journey throughout her 37 days was basically her becoming more and more bitchy, all the while hiding it behind the "mom" image she wanted to send out. Behind that though, was the true Dinah: the Dinah who salivated over the idea of voting people out, the Dinah who could justify anything, the Dinah who would act the crazy girl like Chloe/Ryuia only to stone-coldly eliminate them a few days later, and the women who was pissed over being backstabbed despite wanting to do it multiple times. Dinah was a stone-cold HBIC hiding under a façade, and the more it came out, the more I knew she was my favorite of the season.

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BeekerMaroo777 Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014  Student General Artist
Hi there! I have a Total Drama theory & I'm curious if you wanna hear it.
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Slicer37 Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014
 go ahead...
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Okay. ^-^ I made a journal for it: beekermaroo777.deviantart.com/…
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OK, here's the feedback you wanted:
- Cast is interesting.

- I'd bleep out the F-Bombs, and keep the swearing to a minimum in general.

- Pacing needs some work, but is overall good.

Aside from that, good start, and I hope to see more. :)
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Slicer37 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014
lol i kind of like having the swearing in because i like the tone it gives but if people are bothered by it i'll bleep it out

thanks dude :)
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xebla Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014
Thank for the watch! :)
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After reading some of the stuff Belle said I kinda appreciate her more.
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lol ty!

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First chapter of Total Drama Isle is up! Have a look, if you are so inclined: darkshockbro.deviantart.com/ar…
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Second chapter of Total Drama Isle is up! Have a look, if you are so inclined: darkshockbro.deviantart.com/ar…
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Hey, you're that dude that likes villains, right? Well, I'm planning on written my own season of Total Drama. The majority of the cast is villains and neutral characters. And trust me, the bad guys won't get the short end of the stick in this season.

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Congrats on making it to near-end in Endurance!
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thank you<3

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