Previously on... SFC! Season 13 Episode 8 IntroPreviously on... SFC! Season 13 Episode 8 Intro by BigUno
Previously on… SFC!
In the early days, Purada was split between the strong personalities…
(Tapioca) Oy! What ye blokes be doin over here all by ya lonesome?
(Damon) Are you ready to make today "your" day?!
(Tapioca) Like totally, go like f*** off and stuff.
(Iyzebel) I plan to grab this game by the balls and shove it down its throat.
(Tapioca) He's only trying his hardest, and personally I quite think he's doing a splendid job.
...and those who quietly plotted in the background.
(Annabelle) Right now I'm staying low, just not trying to ruffle any feathers.
(Alleio) What a nice surprise to wake up to, isn't it Jim?
(Jim) Yeah (chuckles) It really is.
(Alleio) I told you I'm looking out for you. I meant that.
Even with two new members in Orwell and G'rilara, the tribe managed to hold together…
(Iyzebel) Come on Orwell! Let's go gve them some privacy…
(Annabelle-conf) Orwell is my ticket out of Crazytown.
yeah this is why I didn't do sfc11 rankings yet lol. I'll update this episode per episode!
the hantz tribe arrives at camp, with Eli and honey complaining about them being named after russell hantz the whole way. When they get there, Crisco is tired of idle chitchat and starts giving people orders
Sexygirl challenges him right away, and says she's not going to let some old fart boss her around
crisco tries to deflect the situation by playing nice, but bradlyn eggs sexy on
and the two quickly get to squabbling
Tialayla breaks them apart, though, and says she learned in cheerleading that two bickering chiefs will ruin the whole squad
Eli is enthastic about TWO!!! goddesses on the tribe, and Crisco and Sexygirl reluctantly follow T's lead
hantz quickly split into alliance groups
honey and eli bond over their survivor love
while bradlyn and rosemary bond over rosemary's tragic past and bradlyn's "tragic" past
Despite Tialayla's attempts to control the two, Sexy and Crisco both try to campaign against the others
However, people aren't interested and neither of them are getting any luck
until Crisco spots Moe'Mi by herself trying new gimmicks, and smirks to himself that he's found his follower
The 9 contestants quickly get working on camp...except for Dwayne, who just sleeps while everyone works around him
Juiced quickly grabs up Claus/Whitney/Artemis, and brags about how he's going to make an alliance with a strong "bro" and two hot chicks
when Whitney points out that they can't "rule" the tribe liked Juiced wants to with 4 people, he arrgoantly states that he's so awesome that the others will beg to be in this alliance, and they should consider themselves lucky
Claus and Artemis exchange doubtful looks, and go off on their own
each of them are mad that Juiced Up tried to make them followers, since no one makes a follower out of the smartest player in the game, and artemis moonshine
They agree to a pact, only to bitch about each other the minute they walk off
Dwayne is still sleeping, now along with Casey, while Sunflower is trying to plant flowers because "people look stressed"
Walking by, Angel makes plenty of comments about how stupid those three are, and while Sunflower bursts into tears, Casey tries to rip into her, but fails miserably
Flay is panicked about being weaker than he looks, and that the tribe will eliminate him quickly for it
he resolves to isolate himself and find the idol, and much to his happiness, he finds the challenge advantage idol
flay considers playing the idol already, but decides against it
and mariano doesn't need it, as Juiced easily overpowers Paine on the first part of the course, and Hantz can't recover from that
Mariano wins immunity!
Back at camp, Paine apolgizes for his losing to Juiced Up, only to T to tell him he has no chance of leaving tonight
much to her fustration, Crisco and Sexygirl are firmly targeting each other while weaker members slide on by
Sexygirl tries to flirt with all the men and bribe all the women with tengaged prizes
it works on Eli, but not because of the flirting, because he wants to ally with an OTTN goddess
honey reluctantly agrees...
but everyone else turns against Sexygirl for her behavior, and she's voted off first 6-3'
(sorry for the awkward formatting I c/p'd it from Skype)