Arestia: "I may be bipolar, but I can still try my best…this is going to suck."
Barney: "MY NAME IS NOT BARNEY THE FUCKING DINOSAUR FUCK YOU!"
Carmel: "I give 200% into everything I do, and I expect my team to do the same."
Daniel: "If I win, I plan on donating it to charity. I'm going to show the rich they
can't control me!"
Earnest: "Man, I just want to chill out, smoke some pot, and feel the waves."
Fiona: "I have no idea what I'm doing here…what's total drama?"
Greg: "Heh, Chris might be a sadist, but anything beats school."
Hirean: "I have a master plan, and there's no way it will fail. What is it? …I'M NOT TELLING!"
Icakda: "I was abandoned by my parents when I was 1, and was then raised by hyenas in the savannah. This will be like a vacation."
Jorge: "Hey look, I'm standing on my hands! I'm so funny…why is no one laughing?"
Kanta: "I bet you think I'm a villain because my name starts with K, right? Well…YOU'RE RIGHT! KEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!"
Miranda: "I have an I.Q. of 200, I'm a supermodel, and I'm the strongest teen in the universe. But I'm still a total drama fan. I think I can do good in this game, and dominate!"
Nien: Former contestants are so pathetic, with their "love" and "feelings". I plan to win by being completely emotionless."