Arestia: "I may be bipolar, but I can still try my best…this is going to suck."
Barney: "MY NAME IS NOT BARNEY THE FUCKING DINOSAUR FUCK YOU!"
Carmel: "I give 200% into everything I do, and I expect my team to do the same."
Daniel: "If I win, I plan on donating it to charity. I'm going to show the rich they
can't control me!"
Earnest: "Man, I just want to chill out, smoke some pot, and feel the waves."
Fiona: "I have no idea what I'm doing here…what's total drama?"
Greg: "Heh, Chris might be a sadist, but anything beats school."
Hirean: "I have a master plan, and there's no way it will fail. What is it? …I'M NOT TELLING!"
Icakda: "I was abandoned by my parents when I was 1, and was then raised by hyenas in the savannah. This will be like a vacation."
Jorge: "Hey look, I'm standing on my hands! I'm so funny…why is no one laughing?"
Kanta: "I bet you think I'm a villain because my name starts with K, right? Well…YOU'RE RIGHT! KEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!"
Miranda: "I have an I.Q. of 200, I'm a supermodel, and I'm the strongest teen in the universe. But I'm still a total drama fan. I think I can do good in this game, and dominate!"
Nien: Former contestants are so pathetic, with their "love" and "feelings". I plan to win by being completely emotionless."
Barney: He... Actually scares me. O__O
Carmel: Sounds like a slavedriver. Or a female Mikey.
Daniel: He is going to have a rivalry with someone rich, isn't he? -__-
Earnest: Sounds fun. Not a long-term player though.
Fiona: Oh yeah. I definitely going to like her.
Greg: Hmm... Has potential to be fun.
Hirean: Breakout villain?
Icakda: Sounds interesting to see how he adapts to other teens.
Jorge: ...Early boot.
Miranda: Sounds like a late pre-merge player.
Nien: Um... I honestly got nothing.
Anestia-I'm thinking she's going to leave early, seems like she could get annoying.
Barney-Lol, he's going to be a wreck.
Carmel-Seems interesting. Could end up going far.
Daniel-Lol, seems to have some issues.
Fiona-<3333
Greg-Meh, not getting much of a vibe from him,
Hirean-Could be interesting.
Icakda-Sounds like a lot of fun.
Jorge-I think he's going to be pretty entertaining.
Kanta-Well, she's certainly not trying to be subtle.
Miranda-Lol <3 I think you're going to have fun with her.
Nien-Seems cool.
All in all looks like a very funny group. And this is just the first half.